Hilarious Bumper Stickers Made By Some Truly Creative People

People with dyslexia exhibit some difficulty when learning how to read, spell, or write, but that doesn’t make them any less intelligent than us.

There’s some stigma around it, so the owner of this car is hoping to set the record straight. Saying that “dislexics are teople poo,” shows that they’re just like us, all while proving that they have an excellent sense of humor, too.

There are many reasons why people should stop consuming animals, and we’re not here to invalidate the choices of others. But this one will have you laughing because it’s just funny.

The message is something like, “I dare you – answer that, vegans,” and surely even the really serious animal rights activist can appreciate the humor behind this simplistic logic.

“Imagine all the chickeeens, it’s easy if you tryyy”. You think John Lennon wasn’t singing about poultry? The makers of this sticker would be disappointed to know that.

They believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned, and perhaps, “Liviiin’ for today?”

No? “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.”

Stick figure decals of a dad, a mom, some kids, and a dog or a cat have to be the most common type of bumper stickers, but these people put a twist on theirs.

It’s still a man and a woman, but instead of kids, their “”bundle of joy”” is a pile of cash.

This is how Double Income No Kids people are living it up.

Everyone knows those yellow, diamond-shaped signs reading “baby on board”. They’re popular with an estimated 10 million of them sold in the past 30 years.

The idea is that people will drive more carefully around a car that’s carrying a baby, but okay, adults want to live too.

The world is divided between optimists and pessimists, but there’s a third group that’s usually overlooked – the realists.

Optimists will hear “The end is near” and think, “oh, that surely won’t happen,” while the pessimists are like, “why wouldn’t it happen? It probably will, and it will be bad.”

And the realists? The realists will be more than ready.

Imagine the type of person who stuck this bumper sticker on their car. Is he an art teacher, tired of dealing with overly dramatic students who answer with, “you just don’t understand my art”?

Or are these guys the tired parents of an angsty teenager going through that “no one gets me and my super unique thoughts and desires” phase?

The beauty of a free society is that you are free to act as you will and talk as much as you’d like, as long as you do not hurt or threaten others.

For example, you can profess your faith in what you believe in, like the person who owns this vehicle.

They want others to know that they believe in dragons and good men. It is well within their rights to do so.

Smartphones are now essential parts of our lives, so it’s hard to believe that they didn’t exist just 2 decades ago.

Using these phones are second-nature to us now, so this bumper sticker right here had many others trying to slide that thing to the side.

Traffic is frustrating and such a waste of time since you could be doing other things, but people can make the most out of just sitting in their car.

This guy is using time in traffic to think about his life choices, and he doesn’t seem that happy with them. But at least he made others laugh.

Life has a way of sneaking up on us, and it’s not funny. You were once a teenager, scoffing at adults and their jobs they don’t like just so they can pay the bills, and the next day you’re working a job you hate just to pay your bills.

There was once a teenager who said they’d never become a minivan mom, but looks like life had other plans.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions, since that’s the only way to learn and evolve together. What is our place in this world? Are we alone or are there aliens? And what came before the Big Bang?

This person is not afraid of asking questions, even involving other people stuck in traffic.

English geeks love puns, but here is a rare example. A Calculus geek with a good one considering his expertise.

He is warning people against “drinking and deriving,” though we really don’t need an excuse to stay away from numbers.

This T-Rex sticker is so sad, so ignore the fact that they wrote “ur” instead of “you’re” or at least “u’re”.

The dinosaur with its huge body, enormous mouth, and a powerful bite to crush the bones of its prey is popular for being the most terrifying predator of the late Cretaceous period.

And yet all it wanted to do was to clap its hands.

People who drive minivans are often ridiculed but at least they have a good sense of humor like this owner right here.

It is tempting to look at someone driving a minivan and think you know everything about them, but you don’t know anything about their past and their current lives. Maybe they were cool!

A favorite pastime of many is complaining about their jobs. That explains some of the funniest bumper stickers about dreading the day of work ahead.

This one proudly displays “I used all my sick days so I called in dead” sticker. You have to wonder what kind of job he has.

Reminds you of that joke “You are what you eat? In this case, I need to eat a skinny person.”

It really is about getting that “perfect body,” isn’t it?

This vehicle’s owner already has a “perfect body,” but it’s not what you would think. It’s funny but the cops won’t think it is.

So this “Sorry for driving so close in front of you” had many wondering if it was supposed to be sarcastic, but then the “British Columbia” on the bottom had people realizing they’re not sarcastic, but just Canadian.

The stereotype of Canadians being overly polite is so true. Detective Peralta once observed on Brooklyn 99, “Oh, Canada. Truly Odie to America’s Garfield.”

Growing old does have its perks. No one wants the physical challenges associated with age, but most are excited for the freedom that comes with it.

People above 70 usually get away with saying what they want, like what’s on the sticker here. Looks like the owner of this vehicle is a veteran too, so they’ve earned that right.

Bumper stickers allow people to show a bit of their own personalities. Are you funny?A deep thinker? Bitter about your divorce?

This driver chose a “Marriage is grand. Divorce is 100 grand” to show everyone what they really think of marriage and what could come from it.

“History repeats itself” refers to something that has happened in the past, is happening, or may even happen again. So it’s often used as a warning, like, “let’s be careful about this, let’s learn from our past mistakes.”

This bumper sticker has an almost hopeful tone to it, meaning this person has watched Jurassic Park. They just can’t wait to ditch the car and ride around on their own dinosaur.

No one knows where all these bumper stickers come from, or who these people are sticking these on to their cars. But it’s fun trying to guess.

Like how about the person who owns this vehicle, for instance? They are probably not Canadian, because this one is kinda rude. But a classic is a classic, and we can appreciate fine taste.

Concern for the environment and the conservation of natural resources is important, but having a good sense of humor is as well. Like this person.

He or she does show they care about nature and the importance of setting a carbon offset. All while putting a smile on people’s faces, which we applaud.

Here’s someone who really hates Mondays. Reading this hilarious bumper sticker have reminded others of a classic Gina Linetti moment from Brooklyn 99.

Someone says to her they’ve “been through hell,” and she replies with, “Big deal. For four years I worked at the mall, at a sunglass kiosk. Not only have I been through hell, I was their assistant manager.”

You’d think this was a joke at first but look at the whole picture and you’ll understand what’s going on.

“Be patient” bumper stickers are often used by new drivers, but this guy is not a new driver at all. He seems well experienced at pushing motorhomes, hence the need for that sticker.

It’s fun putting a twist on a classic, like that classic bumper sticker of a stick figure family.

This sticker combines the classic parents + children design with something that Hollywood has obsessed with over the years – zombies. “Nobody cares about your stick figure family,” it says, but they cared enough to make a sticker.

This photo had people arguing whether the car belongs to a man or to a woman.

It really doesn’t matter. Anyone could be driving this car with a sticker like that, regardless of gender, age, race, or religion. Let’s just hope the person realizes that it’s a play on Descartes’ “I think, therefore I am.”

Sharing your thoughts is important. That’s you releasing and sorting out your emotions. It’s unhealthy bottling up your feelings all the time.

But people have difficulty drawing the line between what’s important to share, and what’s too much information. This person crossed the line, but when you gotta go, you just gotta go.

The internet made dating a lot easier, but finding a good partner is still a challenge.

So if you’re serious about committing to a new relationship, put yourself out there. Dating apps and websites may not be enough. This car owner is not taking any chances. He really, really wants a new partner.

The vehicle owners below deserve a big thank you from everyone for making the world a funnier place, one bumper sticker at a time. Their good sense of humor and hilarious stickers have people at traffic and rest stops giggling.

We all need a good laugh, so for starters:

This bumper sticker had many eyes rolling to the back of heads, but finish reading the message, and it’s all good for most.

“The world is flat – class of 1491” is a hilarious sticker for science lover. Though the message might go “whoosh” with those who need to hear this the most.